"Scritches and Treats (Chipper Says)" is an original song, written and performed by Chris Conde, as an accompaniment to a fantasy skit by Chipper, International Trainer 2024, at the International Puppy and Trainer Contest held in Chicago.

The performance was a classic tale of a leather boy training his pup and learning the importance of love, safety, and moving through mistakes in fetish play.

All proceeds from the song go to the Callen-Lorde Community Health Center in New York.

Chipper says / be a good pup you might get good puppy sex (oh yea)
Chipper says / jump through this hoop I know that you can do it (OK!)

Scritches and treats is all the I need
Scritches and treats
Scritches and treats

Chipper says / a pat on the head is what all good puppies get (oh yea!)
Chipper says / this next one’s kinda rough but I know that you can do it (Ok)

Scritches and treats not there for me
Scritches and treats
Scritches and treats

Chipper says / am I too much did I just over do it?
Chipper says / am I good leader if I stress out my pet
Chipper says / its ok we dont have to be perfect
Chipper says / our connection is built off love and respect

Scritches and treats is all that I need
Scritches and treats
Scritches and treats

Bow wow wow wow

credits

released April 16, 2024
Written and performed by Chris Conde
Concept by Chipper
Recorded by Henry Mills in Brooklyn, NY

license

(c) all rights reserved

Chipper is always seeking new outlets to expose the song Scritches and Treats in order to:

1. expand the fan base which will in turn raise more money for Callen-Lorde,

2. showcase the fun and playful nature of contest fantasies and what pet play can look like, and

3. diversify pup-themed tracks at pet play events.

If you'd like to play the song at your event, please reach out to Chipper directly at followchipper@gmail.com.